Titanium eat your heart out.

Apparently all those ‘you poor bugger’ jibes from certain members of the trade press have been taken to heart: we have been told to talk radio up. And why not. Our jury chairman has therefore proclaimed this is now the most important competition of the festival, with TV a distant second.

Big trends in the world’s most important medium: Bad French Accents; “unscripted” phone calls to unsuspecting victims and taping the results; situations that begin with ‘Dad I’m pregnant’ and risqué English translations from the European equivalents. Can they really get away with that at breakfast time?